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HookupGeek’s Datingology Lab Jessica Walker Adam Evans Ann Henley © Jessica Walker, 2020 © Adam Evans, 2020 © Ann Henley, 2020 ISBN 978-5-4498-2136-2 Created with Ridero smart publishing system HOOKUPGEEK Publishing USA | UK | Canada | Ireland | Australia India | New Zealand | South Africa | Japan HookupGeek is an official and licenced publisher and adult content reviewer, whose address can be found at hookupgeek.com HookupGeek is an official and licenced publisher and adult content reviewer, whose address can be found at hookupgeek.com HookupGeek Publishing USA First published in 2019 Published as an online resource 2020 All rights reserved Copyright © HookupGeek, 2019 Any possible translation ©HookupGeek, 2019 Except in the United States of America, this book is sold subject to the conditions that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, re-sold, hired out, or otherwise circulated without the publisher’s prior consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser www.hookupgeek.com HOOKUPGEEK Publishing is committed to a sustainable future for our business, our readers and our planet. This book is absolutely digital and can be printed from Sustainable Development Goals certified paper Acknowledgements The HOOKUPGEEK’s dating experts and the authors of this current anti-research are extremely thankful and send their hugs and kisses to the parties being unbelievably assisting and useful for planning, production, editing, and releasing this present anti-research. Preface Yo dudes! You’re now gonna read something absolutely mad, unique, specific and, of course, extremely informative being spiced with some pranks, kidding, and – to a particular extent – with some degree of common sense! We – as the HOOKUPGEEK’s team of experts – are gonna shed much light on the way the modern dating functions, how it’s been established, and how you’re gonna succeed in search of the best and the horniest experiences. What’s more, we’re not actually gonna pour unnecessary f – boring info over you to make you feel like hell when reading all this stuff. 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About HOOKUPGEEK: A Short History And Essence Of Work We’re sure that you’ve always gone mad about the way how HOOKUPGEEK is built and how it works to deliver the best and the most credible product. Yep, we’re gonna disclose everything, so that you’ll leave all of your doubts behind (of course, if you dared to have any, lol!). So, in this section, we’re gonna show you everything! Well, HOOKUPGEEK has always been a reviewer of the dating websites of different categories. Being run in 2018, the company has already succeeded to gain numerous audiences and provide them with the reviews of the most cutting-edge dating sites, hookup apps, and webcam sites. So, in other words, we’ve been assisting y’all to sort out the best ones from the haggling options. And, yep, we’ve been doing it in the most hair brain style to keep you tuned! 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In this case, matchmaking mechanism is gonna expose you to the matches based on your search. Another mode, in which the matchmaking principle can work, is analysis of what you have filled out in your profile to compare it all with the other users’ profiles. So, if you thought you’d filled it all in just for fun or for any other purpose, you’d be mistaken. The most credible dating websites use all of your data from the profile in order to make your search not only the most resultative but also the most sensitive. To put it clear, for instance, you, say, insert that you’re 35 y.o. and you’re looking for a person aged between 30 y.o. and 35 y.o. It means that you’re passing out the information not only to the user who can eventually come across your profile but also to the website’s matchmaking system to let generate more suitable results, while the scam dating sites just put you down and enlist hell-knows-what just to make up an illusion of the multifaceted accounts at your disposal. 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